[Narvin is more irritable than usual. His arms are crossed, lips thin, and the hiss in his high-pitched voice is slightly more pronounced. But he's not ranting (yet).]

Whoever is using the fifth floor common room as your personal deposit bank, you have one hour to remove your things before I'm confiscating it and throwing it overboard.

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[Narvin is a magpie. Non-animals hear a raucous cawing like this, with hopping and wing-flapping. Although Kay's name comes through pretty clearly, being an easy sound for a crow-like bird with a knack for imitation to make.]

Bad enough being turned human on a regular basis, but this is simply absurd! One primitive species is, apparently, not ( Read more... )

I believe many of you have not encountered a setting like this before, so I have a few words of advice if anyone bothers to listen. First, don't fiddle with technology you don't recognize or understand. Actually, don't fiddle with the technology at all. What you think looks like a hairdrier might actually be a compact sonic pulse canon. Second ( Read more... )

[As karma for calling non-Gallifreyans "savages," "barbarians," "primitives," and "lesser races," Narvin has been turned into a "primitive." His clothes are leather and rough-woven cloth. He believes in the supremacy of nature and in the Gallifreyan gods. And he is unfamiliar with the basic concepts of technology, although he still has his barge ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Unaffected Wardens]

Mr. Sexby assaulted me with a knife. I stunned him, confiscated his weapon and warden item, and incarcerated him in level Zero for the duration of this flood.

I'd like a list of any wardens you know who are affected who are likely to be more unstable or a greater threat than usual.

[Private Text]
Sexby ( Read more... )

It appears we have a minor crisis of authority on our hands in the library. Mr. Graves is, let's not mince words here, utterly incompetent. Ardent and Coyolxauhqui are inmates and therefore aren't eligible to run the library themselves ( Read more... )

[Warden Filter]

I've identified Clapet's victims as Billy aka "Dr. Horrible" and Emil Blonsky.

( Preliminary Brief )